February  25th.  2010
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nicky and alex ARE WAY LESS CUTE NOW amiright?

nicky and alex ARE WAY LESS CUTE NOW amiright?


9:05  am
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jesse so sweaty

jesse so sweaty


January  6th.  2010
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i never thought i’d say this, but… grab the tush and push!
November  6th.  2009
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jesse turned down this for becky. hm.

jesse turned down this for becky. hm.


November  4th.  2009
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nicky and alex cant get it together

nicky and alex cant get it together


October  23rd.  2009
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jodie sweetin is doing well and tells us about it

posted 4 years ago

from the huffington post:

jodie sweetin has found a way to make money again. hosting a pantsless dancing competition while addicted to meth didn’t work out so well, but maybe she will find a larger audience of readers interested in her long and sordid affair with drugs she describes as both socially acceptable (coke, ecstasy) and those better done behind closed doors (meth). she tells all in her new book unSweetined.

October  13th.  2009
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OMG! jesse and gene simmons being awesome together.

October  12th.  2009
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two wrongs totes make a right.

two wrongs totes make a right.


11:57  am
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October  8th.  2009
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so the director was like “ladieeessss! it looks really great when you raise your chin up ok? everyone do it!”

so the director was like “ladieeessss! it looks really great when you raise your chin up ok? everyone do it!”


October  7th.  2009
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most original rendition of whip it i could ever imagine. rawkward.

October  6th.  2009
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you’re lucky. dogs don’t have to wear bathing suits.
4:29  pm
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top 10 friends/not friends, but people associated with the tanners

posted 5 years ago

10. mrs. carruthers

mrs carruthers

mrs. carruthers is quite the horny cougar, and although shes not really friends with any of them, you could say shes the closest thing to being a friend of joeys. because she wants his dick. and because he doesnt have any other friends. :(

9. kathy santoni

kathy santoni

ahh, the infamous kathy santoni. kathy is merely an idol or god to dj and kimmy, she actually has boobs and dudes actually like her. shes rarely on the show, but mentioned many times such as when djs boyfriend decides to be kathy santonis boyfriend instead. most people would agree this is a wise decision.

8. nelson

nelson

most uber nerds like nelson dont stand a chance against hot dudes. but he totally won dj over viper because hes filthy rich and caring. good thing hes wearing those dorky glasses or he’d look just as cool as anyone else on the show. he even has jesse hair.

7. walter

walter

fucking dorky ass duckface. he is no mans friend. hes just annoying. and he wants to make out with stephanie. and be her boyfriend. so she lets him but onlyyy in secret. shes obviously way desperate. but when her friendz find out and make fun of her, stephanie turns into the bitch she truly is and breaks his heart.

6. duane

duane

kimmys stoner boyfriend who says nothing but “whatever” was semi rad. if you like that sort of thing. i dont know, i think duane could probably do a lot better than kimmy. like date someone on his level who isnt so high strung.

5. vicky

vicky

vicky was just purfffeecttt for danny. but he blew it. time and time again. hed always blow it. hard. she had big dreams of being an anchor and stuff and i guess they didnt involve danny. most dreams dont. vicky + danny 4eva.

4. teddy

teddy

awwwww, teddy was soo cute. he and michelle had an ongoing flirtation forever when theyd cross each others Ts and what not. theyd scheme and tie each other up and wrestle. im sure they eventually fucked.

3. viper

viper

viper. so hot. ugh. for some reason, he dated dj. and fought for her. and loved her. yuck. viper you are WAY too good for dj! look at that tattoo you have. and that awesome tank top. youre so money, viper.

2. joey

joey

so yeah, you count joey. youre just a friend. the family calls him uncle joey sometimes so that they can feel ok about this 30 year old dude living in their house and doing bullwinkle impressions and shitty FAKE ventriloquism (yes thats right joey. youre NOT a ventriloquist when they have to cut to the puppet everytime you talk for it). well girls, hes not your uncle. hes just some creep who cant get laid.

1. gia

gia

what a hot preteen. gia brought out the best and the worst in stephanie. the sexy little bad girl with pounds of makeup and belly shirts was what this show needed to stay alive. and gia made her episodes the best of the entire series. fer realz. gia’s the best.

3:23  pm
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HUMAN PUDDING!!!!

1:12  pm
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vicky responds to fan letters. the best fan letters.

  • Gerry: Was Full House produced inside of a real house or all on stage? And it was all produced in SF, California right? Here's my other question. When the Tanners went out for dinner at a restaurant, Disneyworld and Hawaii, were the people in the background already there or were they a part of the Full House production? — Thanks, Gerry
  • Vicky: Hi Gerry, Except for the opening/closing credits, FH was taped in a sound stage at Sony Studios then Warner Bros.—both located in Los Angeles.
  • The people in the background are called “extras.” They are made available by talent agencies in the area the series is being taped at. On occasion, friends or people from the production may sit in with the extras just for the fun of it. My husband was standing right behind me while Bob proposed to me at Disneyworld. He did it for the fun of it, as it was that or sitting in the director’s tent.